Very important information for anyone intending to be drunk on Saturday night...

If you are a casual viewer and intending to drop into the final on Saturday night for your annual giggle at the costumes, pitchy vocals and "political" voting, please now study this short video very carefully.  Believe me, you will be glad you did once the voting starts sometime after 10pm and you are sitting there in a drunken stupor amidst your leftover Swedish meatballs and pickled herring...


Incase you didn't quite follow that, someone has made a more straightforward explanation...


Oh, and if you still don't understand what's going on, then this clip of Saturday's winning performance will save you the bother of sitting through the complex voting and allow you to get back to your smørgasbörd.


By the way, I got 9/10 in my predictions last night - Check me out!!!  Glad for Croatia (despite the dress/es).  Gutted for Iceland :-(


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